Germ-O-Phobe?

Today I had a conversation with the Infectious Disease Nurse that does our immunizations here at work. We are both getting ready for the upcoming Shamrock Run and we both also like cycling and other events as well. So we were sharing stories about the worst porta-potty experience we have endured. I won't share my story because it's just THAT disgusting and I won!

Over the years I have had my share of porta-potty use and every time I step into one I am immediately repulsed. If you have to go you have to go, right?! I don't necessarily want to set my tush down on a seat that has been used by other sweaty gross cyclists or other sporty type people. You know what I mean.

As we were talking it dawned on my that we needed travel packs of Toilet Seat Covers - BRILLIANT!

The unfortunate thing is that "my" idea has already been made a reality by someone else and touted as a "new" idea. So. Not. Fair.

Fancy, yes? MAXIMUM protection...indeed! It's a drape!

I'm going to order a case of these...give them out as gifts!

Showering intruder calls 9-1-1 when homeowner arrives

In the 17 years that I have been working for the Fire District, I have seen and heard my fair share of crazy stuff...but really, this tops anything that I have encountered. Click the following link...

Showering intruder calls 9-1-1 when homeowner arrives

Heart Attack Grill

Came across this restaurant while cruising thru Yahoo News - it is located in Chandler, AZ...the website notes that if you weigh more than 350 pounds you eat for free. Seriously, I can't make this stuff up and I like to think that I have a pretty good imagination. Check out the site: Heart Attack Grill

People are Strange!

I have to admit that sometimes when we are traveling long distance by car and I am the passenger, I get a little bored after a while. Usually I'll read or yimmer-yammer Tom's ear off talking about anything that comes to mind or take self portraits of us traveling down the open road. I rarely think to do anything that might get some crazy-ass reaction from passing drivers.

So, last evening we are on our way back from our friends house in Maywood Park and heading north on 205. We are getting pretty close to the exit to Camas/Vancouver...aahhh...almost back in the Couve. I am hanging out being a passenger, minding my own business and I look over and this guy (who was also the DRIVER) in the SUV beside us look over to me and he has Cheese Puffs sticking out of his ears AND nostrils! What the Heck?! At the same moment I noticed that all of his passengers look out as well and they are all as normal as can be. Well as normal as one can be with the driver sporting Cheese Puffs.

Cheese Puffs!

I have got to get out more often!